Alexander McQueen AW22: a psychedelic mushroom dress in black fishnet with bright red, acid green and bright yellow crystal, bead and sequin mushroom and mycelium embroidery.
tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you
tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it
tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars
tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages
tumblr POWER WORD KILL. for a one time payment of 6,666 bucks, you can delete another blog entirely. tumblr notifies all of that blog’s mutuals that you killed them. each user can only use this feature once, and thereafter loses the ability to use any of the other tumblr spells. you must have been a user for at least 10 years to use this feature
tumblr UNDENIABLE SUMMONS. for 35$ you enchant a blog such that they cannot post again until they answer your ask. alternatively, you can simply set a price point of your choosing which they will receive if they choose to answer the ask (though they are not obligated to)
tumblr ENTHRALL. for 4$ a month you can use gifs as your icon again
tumblr FAMILIAR. for 5$ a month, you summon a small, cute familiar—such as a crab, snail, owl or frog—which can carry small messages onto your mutuals’ dashboards for you. owning a familiar also protects you from being tumblr POSSESSed by anyone but your own mutuals
tumblr REFLECT. for a one time payment of 100 dollars, the next time someone attempts to use POWER WORD KILL on you, they are deleted instead. there is no way of knowing whether someone has this feature active
being critical of academia because it’s heavily hierarchical and systemically racist, and saying that individuals within academia are in no way more qualified to discuss academic subjects than non-academics are two completely different things. sjcjdjahe i swear some people think that to get a history degree you just read like. commercial biographies and watch hamilton. idk how to tell you all this but tiktok doesn’t have a peer review process
an annihilation-inspired haunted (light)house commission for dani! i’m currently working on putting things together for an artbook of my first 50 haunted house illustrations, so stay tuned for more information on that! 💜 tip jar | patreon
Smth ppl overlook when calling for an “end to mandatory education” (in the US) is that in much of the country compulsory “Prussian” education has already been effectively abolished (or never instituted to begin with)by a powerful homeschool lobby with strong grassroots support. Many states have quite permissive laws concerning homeschooling, some not even requiring notice on the part of homeschooling parents or independent assessment. The anarchic neverlandian paradise where sitting joylessly in a drab Orwellian social compliance factory 7h/day 5d/wk 9mo/yr from ages 5-18 is no longer a universal legal requirement is just… the Midwest
Ofc this does not confer meaningful educational self-direction to all children (as opposed to their guardians) but its (again) hard to see how school abolition per se would accomplish that either
like presumably the reason there’s so much electrocution in tcw is because they needed a way of having characters be tortured in a child friendly (or at least no blood) way and also a way for them to be incapacitated in a child friendly way and electrocution works well for both and anakin just gets the worst of it because he’s the main character But also it becomes so comically frequent it starts to be like hey maybe the plot of rots happened because of anakin’s severe untreated brain damage
Extremely funny to me personally that Marvel fans begged for years for their LGBT Representation™️ from the mouse and they finally got a bit of it in Eternals and collectively decided not to give a shit because the representation in question was a large Black man and not a pair of shippable white boys.
everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy
text id: A not admitting of the wound (1188) by Emily Dickinson. // A not admitting of the wound / Until it grew so wide / That all my Life had entered it / And there were troughs beside — // A closing of the simple lid that opened to the sun / Until the tender Carpenter / Perpetual nail it down — /end id.
